Gents. Your best mate has just asked you to be his best man. You've only got two things to worry about. Firstly, the stag night/weekend/year to organise. Secondly, the speech.
As far as the stag night's concerened, that's between you and your conscience.
But the speech. Please, please promise me that you won't type "best mans speech" into Google because its pretty clear that this little beauty must be right up there in the search results. And I honestly don't think i can hear it again without maliciously barracking, and probably shouting out the punchline (such as it is) before running out of the room gibbering like an idiot.
So, ladies and gentlemen, the grand unveiling of the opening gag from the last 9 out of 20 weddings that we've photographed.....(seriously)
Ready....
it's a cracker....
wait for it.....
"I was actually a little worried as to how long the speech should last so I asked around and the general consensus was that it should go on for about as long as it takes the groom to perform his duties in the bedroom. So with that ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much, you’ve been a great crowd !! …"
In fact, if you want every cliche-heard-it-a-million-times gag, take a look at this page on hitched
Happy prosing....
Russ
Friday, 4 July 2008
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